Illogical Calls from bank telemarketter…
“Hello, good morning Mr Tay, I’m calling from XXX bank. We have an exciting offer for you. Currently, we are offering 2% interest per year for any amount you overdrafted with us for min period of 6 month. All you need to do is to transfer min $5000 to your bank account from our facility and you will be able to enjoy this fantastic offer. So, how much do you want to transfer?”
“Err…i am not interested…”
“But, Mr Tay, this is a special offer only to our premium customers and you will not be able to get this kind of low interest offer again, so, why not use this opportunity to give yourself $5000 so that you can use it for anything…”
“No, I don’t need this money!….”
“Why not keep it in your bank first for rainy day? … ”
“Wait, listen, I DO NOT NEED ANY MONEY! Why do you want me to borrow money where I don’t need? I…”
“it’s not BORROW, it’s just overdrafting and it’s still your own money…”
“Right, exactly, so why do i need to pay you interest in using my own money? Don’t you think it’s very illogical that I must borrow money from you which I don’t need and yet I must pay you interest in the end….”
The telemarketeer hang up!